dreamygorl:

my mother, a fool: stop eating so many mozzarella sticks
me, an intellectual: i am sick and tired of this constant kinkshaming

circumlocute:

Books that people read romantically but shouldn’t because they’re missing the point:

1. Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
2. Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare
3. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald